Substitutions allowed

September 30, 2006

A helpful hint: news may become more palpable if, for every mention of “the war against terror,” you mentally substitute an imaginary “war against terroir.” Instead of having to dwell on the damage that warmongers are doing to U.S. coffers or the possibility of rather grotesque resource wars, you can imagine that America is on a global effort to mock and demoralize food snobs.

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